#he looks like he just got caught with someone giving him a blow job #so he just waves casually #kiwi this is right up your alley #all sweaty and shit

conflicted between amusement at you reblogging 1d or rage at those tags DAMMIT LATTIE.

well fine then. I’ll stop helping.

nooo, don’t. i’m just looking for a specific answer but idk what it is.

play with yourself <.<

always a good alternative but not quite what i had in mind?

Okay so I’m not exactly religious, but to me Christmas is about spending time with and appreciating the people you love. And since I can’t be there in person, I thought I’d shower some of my favorite people with affection today instead.

Gotta start with my leading ladies:

maya i’m seeing you in a few days, i am both nervous and excited (and i’ll probably cry a bit, just fyi. bring kleenex), so i’ll keep this short. i love you so so so so much. you’re my best friend, i don’t know what i would do without you. :*

hannah you are my muse and my twin, pretty much. we’re so in-tune with each other it’s scary. i love you so much and i can’t wait for march so i can give you all the cuddles you’ve been lacking.

isaac there is a special place in my heart meant just for you. i love you and all your wild shenanigans, and think of your voice when i go to sleep at night. plus you’re the only boy on this list so that makes you extra special.

jess i made a vow to start talking to you more, and i’m going to do my best to keep it. i can’t help but worry about you all the time, but i’m also so proud of how much you’ve grown in the time that i’ve known you.

kim i’m so glad jess made you follow me because you’re like a little ray of sunshine and common sense on my dash when i need it the most. plus you’re just hilarious and fun and cool to talk to and so so sweet.

seven my alpha, pretty much. there are very few fandoms that i won’t follow you into. aside from that, you’re my guide/role model to navigating the world as some kind of adult, and i wouldn’t have found over half the people on this list if not for you.

solly my favorite sweetheart. you always brighten up my day with your positivity when you’re around, that and your pretty pretty face.

charlie we have some great chats, sometimes serious and sometimes just flailing over boybanders. also you’re an awesome writer and i wish you would share more of your stuff because there’s never too much ziam to go around.

cassidy gurl u cray, but i love it. you’re also incredibly sensible when you’re being serious and i appreciate that about you a whole lot.

leni i miss you! but i see you lurking there, sometimes. you’ve always been a great person to talk to and i’ve never had to worry about what i say with you.

eliza real life has stolen you away from us and i need my fix of your lovely face and crazy (lovely) hair. in all seriousness though, i hope things are going well for you because you deserve every bit of happiness that comes your way.

cat my beta (who i never send anything to because i’m useless at actually finishing fic). we are very like-minded when it comes to shipping, which i love, and you’re always opening my eyes to new perspectives even when you don’t mean to.

darcie aka cat lady #1. you are a fountain of knowledge (aren’t all librarians) about all things x factor and have dealt with my incessant questions quite well. i can never remember how most of our conversations start because they’re always about the most random things.

ashley aka cat lady #2. fellow disney fangirl for life, we can talk about pretty much anything and everything. we also have similar taste in both music and women, which is awesome.

kay i never see you around anymore, probably because you’re off having cute puppy adventures (which i am not jealous of, no not at all). but i miss you and our very random chats (who’s going to convince me to give grimmy another shot without you?).

gi i respect your honesty, there is no fakeness to be found here. you’ve got a good head on your shoulders and you’re one of the few ziam writers that i actually enjoy reading.

maddy you’ve somehow managed to put up with my descent into boyband hell and i have no idea why. we’ve kind of lost touch but it’s nice to see that you’re still around and things seem to be going well for you.

lattie i will make you love one direction if it’s the last thing i do. seriously though, we’ve been friends for years (almost five now, isn’t it?) and though we’ve had our rough patches i’m so glad to have you in my life.

—- there are a few people that i’ve recently met and others that i have a mutual follow with but we don’t speak (yet) and i adore you all as well, but this was mainly for the people who have been there for me this last year and beyond. but to ALL my followers, thank you for finding me interesting enough to stick around and i hope you all have a wonderful holiday. <3

omgspcshp replied to your post: omgspcshp replied to your post: omgspcshp replied…

Im talking about making him look better and using an injury as an advantage. XD Even if he wasnt injuried, I’d still ask you to do it

OH MY GOD HOW DARE U NIALL IS PERFECT JUST THE WAY HE IS!!!111!!

(buy me a ticket to england and you have yourself a deal)

omgspcshp replied to your post: omgspcshp replied to your post: omgspcshp replied…

XD. Its hair dye. Its not poison. xd

you’re talking about taking advantage of the poor boy’s injury, here.

omgspcshp replied to your post: omgspcshp replied to your post: i just have a lot…

Or you could just hunt him down with a bottle of dye. Again, he has a bad knee, it shouldnt be too hard XD

omg lmao you’re horrible. poor nialler.

omgspcshp replied to your post: i just have a lot of feelings regarding louis…

I just want Niall to have dark hair again and the JJ in my wants to too. Hunt him down and make it happen. He has a bad knee Kiwi, it shouldnt be too hard XD

ugh yes, i’m so mad that he’s dyed it again. :((( but they’re going back on tour soon and idk if their usual hairstylist will be with them because she also does styling for the x-factor acts and i think they’ll be on tour around the same time? don’t quote me on that. but basically i’m hoping he gets too busy and just lets it grow out again.

omgspcshp replied to your post: omgspcshp replied to your post: omfg i am BORED….

i see no post or tag back… you are a liar.

http://l0l1taa.tumblr.com/post/31037023632/whenwesee1d-this-one-is-for-the-fans

;)

omgspcshp replied to your post: omfg i am BORED. and broke until the end of the…

you didnt even pay attention to my calling for you last night smut butt

i did! i tagged you back but i guess you missed it.

omgspcshp replied to your post: omgspcshp replied to your post: omgspcshp replied…

smutbutt is an ok thing. It came with a song but kiwikins is still in my heart and soul. One direction has ruined it all.

they haven’t ruined it, they’re my happy place (even if the fandom stresses me out sometimes).

omgspcshp replied to your post: omgspcshp replied to your post: i honestly cannot…

pffttt… one direction took my kiwikins away. Its why you are now smutbutt

but… i thought smutbutt was a good thing? you wrote me a song and everything. :(

omgspcshp replied to your post: i honestly cannot remember what my life was like…

rping… rping was an interest

This is true. But it didn’t take over everything like this, I don’t think.

omgspcshp replied to your post: randomly start having feels about my online…

You are all limbs, you would be the little spoon.

…. I don’t like you anymore.

omgspcshp replied to your post: Halfway through reading Ziall smut, I realize that I am, in fact, reading Ziall smut

SMUT BUTT CANT GO BACK.

U r rood. :(

sevenpoints replied to your post: Halfway through reading Ziall smut, I realize that I am, in fact, reading Ziall smut

Weird deja vu. I feel like this has happened before.

You’re right. I think it was that Narry fic you recced me way back when, or maybe even your own fic? But I generally tend to prefer my Niall fics R-rated at most, unless the sex is just a part of a longer fic that I can skim through. Or OT5 (which this one is supposed to be, but is mostly just Zayn and Niall fucking while the others watch). Or het.